Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head

(Source: 7bottles, via saythissooner777)

Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.